i hate you because…

  1. Friend, I hate you because i'm ALWAYS the one texting you first.

  2. Girlfriend, I hate you because I love the dog more than you and you won't let me keep her. She is the bitch i love not you!!!

  3. Wife, I hate you because you gained so much weight. I don't really hate you... i love you... but i'm not attracted to you anymore. I hate myself!

  4. Boyfriend, I hate you because you are great in bed, but you suck at everything else

  5. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you refused to interact with me on social media and now you won't stop twetting about your "beautiful" new girlfriend. "#LuckyMe" #GagMe

  6. Friend, I hate you because you manipulated my emotions just when I was at my most vulnerable.

  7. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you became "out of my league" since we dated and now I have to listen to literally every girl squeal about how "hot" you are.

  8. Current Crush, I hate you because day after day, text after text, it all meant nothing. When you finally do get into town you're MIA.

  9. Current Crush, I hate you because you live with a man who loves you, who you don't love back. Don't you know that I love you?

  10. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because after 18 years you tell me you never were my friend, but you met someone else and now we can be.

  11. Boyfriend, I hate you because you act like a little princess. you moan and moan till the jewels of your crown fall off. you're a prick of a princess.

  12. Current Crush, I hate you because i always try not be in love with you but i just fall in love with you all over again.

  13. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you said you'd come back for me.

  14. Current Crush, I hate you because you know I like you and you play with my feelings.

  15. Girlfriend, I hate you because you're a slut.

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