i hate you because…

  1. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you told me you were in love with me and dumped me in the same phone call.

  2. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I continue to think about you on your birthday and debate if I should text or not.

  3. Friend, I hate you because you took the guy I was in love with for yourself. You selfish little bitch.

  4. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you said the words "please don't make this harder than it has to be."

  5. Stranger, I hate you because the ihateyoubecause.com website doesnt work for me.

  6. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you were right.

  7. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I could write an essay about how much I hate you. No, a book. No, a series of books.

  8. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I'm not an angry person but when I think about you I am filled with rage.

  9. Girl I Met Last Night, I hate you because you talked too fucking much, I got 7 words out last night.

  10. Roommate, I hate you because you honestly believe that the whole world revolves around YOU. Newsflash: It doesn't. Others exist. Ass.

  11. Brother, I hate you because you have absolutely no redeeming qualities!

  12. Co-worker, I hate you because you get away with doing nothing cause you're so damn likable.

  13. Stranger, I hate you because you were leering at me while I was pumping gas. Really? You want to know what year my car is? Back away!

  14. Mother-in-law, I hate you because you walked into my house and started adding ingredients to something I was cooking. Who does that?

  15. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because i miss you, even though you're a cheating asshole, that made me feel like shit about myself for 3,5 years!

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