i hate you because…

  1. Boyfriend, I hate you because your everything I've ever wanted except for your looks.

  2. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you have "lair full of shit" written all over you!

  3. Roommate, I hate you because you give too many fucks about whether people have had sex or not.

  4. Boss, I hate you because you are a effing miserable sloth.

  5. Friend, I hate you because you tried to steal my boyfriend and then asked if you could move in.

  6. Stranger, I hate you because you wrote a whole paper on how pathetic I am and read it out.

  7. Best Friend, I hate you because you're not there when i need you the most

  8. Current Crush, I hate you because you're so annoying and ignore me all the time....but i still like you

  9. Girlfriend, I hate you because I got fat because you got fat.

  10. Mother-in-law, I hate you because you put a bible on your sons bed when we left the room to remind us Jesus was watching

  11. Current Crush, I hate you because you don't know how to reply and it really annoys me

  12. Current Crush, I hate you because you always disappear after weeks of flirting then come back when I am finally over you.

  13. Boyfriend, I hate you because I found you draped around two other girls last night when I drove an hour to surprise you on our anniversary.

  14. Current Crush, I hate you because you lead me on for weeks then for no reason at all you just stop talking to me, thanks. So useful.

  15. Mom, I hate you because you say you're cursed to have me. Well I'm cursed to have you.

  16. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because I gave you a second chance, you put us on a break and don't talk to me because you're "too busy". But I see you active on Facebook and Tumblr.

  17. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because im emotionaly fucked up n cant exspress how i need n love you!!!!!

  18. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because if you are not with me you are my enemy!

  19. Girlfriend, I hate you because I'm scared you'll leave me...

  20. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you can't accept the reason I broke up with you is because I'm gay.

  21. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you broadcast your self made tragedies all over social media to get attention and pity AND YOU GET IT!

  22. Current Crush, I hate you because you make me feel pathetic.

  23. Ex-Girlfriend, I hate you because you promised that you'd never leave, yet you turned around one day and did anyways.

  24. Current Crush, I hate you because you like me back but it's been years and we still don't go out

  25. Current Crush, I hate you because you reel me in and then disappear over and over again and I am so exhausted from this game... I hate loving you so much

  26. Current Crush, I hate you because you totally like another girl who I hate and my friend is boy-crazy over you and now I'm here writing this because I hate you so much!

  27. Ex-Boyfriend, I hate you because you took my virginity, cheated on me, broke up with me, asked to get back together, cheated on me again, gave me chlamydia, and broke up with me, rot in hell.

  28. Current Crush, I hate you because you're a major bitch but I still fell for you. Wtf.

  29. Current Crush, I hate you because no matter how many times you have hurt me I can't seem to get over you

  30. Best Friend, I hate you because you don't talk to me for a year and now you have a girlfriend that looks like me.

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